December 2011
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also my tits r sore please massage them
eelharas:
this morning I had one of those moments where I was looking at a tamale cart, then looking at the bus that was a block a way and wondering what was more important. I should have gotten those tamales.
damn
i need a small freezer in my closet at my dads house so i can stock ice cream cuz i really cant be going up n down like this
label-table:
i will off myself if i run out of this fucking yarn
the only reason y i’d want 2 b in a relationship is like cuz it’s rlly difficult applying this raw african shea butter all over myself mmk
damn it took me a long time to type that sentence
omg im so bored sarah buckman pick me up i wanna get hi
blacktoppp asked: shitface
circleofshit:
Oh you hate the holidays?
How 11th grade of you.
oh u love the holidays? stupid bitch lmfao
lol bc my step sis in law (?) got my dad a keurig l m f a o stupid bitch
eelharas:
the best gift I could give myself on this holy day is an intense ass orgasm
i love my dad bc he lets me leave xmas dinner before everyone else
i really hope i dont kill myself today
label-table:
If you don’t close your door all the way, your pets can’t paw at it to piss you off enough for you to get up, and you won’t have to be the one to feed them at 6 a.m.
my first boyfriend was bobby he put holes in my leg. and the second one was robert he tore the flesh off the heels of my feet
